You Have More Dick In Your Personality Than In Your Pants Candle

You Have More Dick In Your Personality Than In Your Pants Candle

Scent: Vetiver Root + Blue Iris

For the people who confuse arrogance with charm and think they’re God’s gift to humanity - You Have More Dick In Your Personality Than In Your Pants" is the reality check they never asked for.

With smooth vetiver, blue iris, and a hint of “small man syndrome” this candle calls out the big egos with very little to back it up. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for reclaiming your space after enduring someone’s overinflated ego parade

You Have More Dick In Your Personality Than In Your Pants Candle - Pro Tip

Light this when you need a solid laugh after surviving yet another encounter with someone whose energy screams “all talk, no substance” or dealing with someone whose personality is compensating for… smaller things.

Bonus points if you burn it while scrolling through your “people to avoid” list

Warning

May inspire savage clapbacks, uncontrollable laughter and zero tolerance for unwarranted bravado. Burn in a safe space, far away from their tiny… attention spans. Do not burn near fragile egos—they might combust faster than the wick