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You're Batshit Crazy But Running With It Because It's Cheaper Than Therapy Candle
You're Batshit Crazy But Running With It Because It's Cheaper Than Therapy Candle
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£10.50 GBP
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You're Batshit Crazy But Running With It Because It's Cheaper Than Therapy
Scent: Toasted Walnut + Maple Syrup
You’ve flapped straight past the point of sanity and built yourself a little nest in the rafters of chaos—and honestly? It suits you. Why fake normal when you can be the most fabulous flavour of deranged in the whole damn roost? This candle is for those who ditched the illusion of “normal” and leaned all the way into the madness - wings out, fangs bared, flying straight into the night.
Scented with toasted walnut, sticky notes of maple syrup and just a hint of “Crazy... but just winging it" it’s the perfect companion for your batshit era—and unlike therapy, it doesn’t judge or charge by the hour. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s cheaper than therapy and way less likely to get you committed.
You're Batshit Crazy But Running With It Because It's Cheaper Than Therapy - Pro Tip
Best burned while hanging upside down from life’s expectations, or dramatically flinging your cape at people who breathe too loudly.
Warning
May cause erratic behaviour, uncontrollable truth-telling and sudden flights of fancy (literal or emotional). Also, might attract bats. Unclear.
Coconut + Soy Wax
Coconut + Soy Wax
Our candles are made with a premium blend of coconut and soy wax because paraffin is officially cancelled. We’re not here for toxic fumes, shady ingredients, or any candle red flags — just a cleaner burn, longer life, and vibes that won’t try to assassinate your sinuses
Vegan
Vegan
Plant-based from wick to wax, our candles are vegan because we believe peace, love, and not stealing ingredients from animals is kind of the bare minimum
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-free and conscience-approved, we don't use any ingredients tested on animals so that you can enjoy your candles totally guilt-free
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