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You've Activated Your Clown Chakra Candle

You've Activated Your Clown Chakra Candle

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You've Activated Your Clown Chakra Candle

Scent: Vanilla + Salted Caramel

Congratulations, you've unlocked a whole new level of clownery. This candle is here to help you embrace the idiocy and absurdity that comes with fully activating your clown chakra.

With soft vanilla notes, a strong scent of salted caramel, and a hint of “I’m here for the comedy,” this candle is perfect for when you’re feeling extra ridiculous or just can’t keep a straight face anymore.

Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, the ideal companion for when you’re feeling like the punchline, but also the joke writer

You've Activated Your Clown Chakra Candle - Pro Tip

Light this when you’re about to say something ridiculous, pull a prank, or just generally confuse everyone around you. Best paired with a rubber chicken, juggling balls, or something equally nonsensical.

Bonus points for wearing a red nose or making balloon animals just to keep the vibe strong

Warning

This candle may cause fits of laughter, spontaneous clownish behavior, and a sudden desire to wear over-sized shoes.

Keep away from anyone with a stick up their arse or people who think being funny is "too much"

Coconut + Soy Wax

Our candles are made with a premium blend of coconut and soy wax because paraffin is officially cancelled. We’re not here for toxic fumes, shady ingredients, or any candle red flags — just a cleaner burn, longer life, and vibes that won’t try to assassinate your sinuses

Vegan

Plant-based from wick to wax, our candles are vegan because we believe peace, love, and not stealing ingredients from animals is kind of the bare minimum

Cruelty-Free

Cruelty-free and conscience-approved, we don't use any ingredients tested on animals so that you can enjoy your candles totally guilt-free

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