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Zombies... The Only Men That Love You For Your Brains Candle
Zombies... The Only Men That Love You For Your Brains Candle
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£10.50 GBP
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Zombies... The Only Men That Love You For Your Brains
Scent: Dark Agarwood + Strawberry
Dating in this era? A post-apocalyptic nightmare. Romance is rotting faster than a walker in the sun, and frankly? At least zombies are upfront about what they want. They won’t breadcrumb you, send mixed signals, or ask what your “top five icks” are. They just lurch straight toward your cranium like true gentlemen—no games, no lies, just clingy, loyal, and fully committed to one thing—your brains. Finally, someone who actually wants what’s in your head, and not what's in your knickers.
Infused with dark agarwood, bloody strawberry and a hint of “at least he’s not texting his ex,” this candle is the romantic reset button you never asked for... either that or at least settling for something that doesn’t talk back. Hand-poured with coconut and soy wax, vegan and cruelty-free, it’s perfect for nights when you're wondering if the walking dead would treat you better than the emotionally unavailable living.
Zombies... The Only Men That Love You For Your Brain - Pro Tip
Great for date nights alone, surrounded by red wine, bad decisions, and the growing suspicion that Scott from Hinge actually has less personality than a reanimated corpse
Warning
May attract flesh-eaters, exes, or that one guy who still thinks “u up?” is a catchy text. Burn with caution.
Coconut + Soy Wax
Coconut + Soy Wax
Our candles are made with a premium blend of coconut and soy wax because paraffin is officially cancelled. We’re not here for toxic fumes, shady ingredients, or any candle red flags — just a cleaner burn, longer life, and vibes that won’t try to assassinate your sinuses
Vegan
Vegan
Plant-based from wick to wax, our candles are vegan because we believe peace, love, and not stealing ingredients from animals is kind of the bare minimum
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-Free
Cruelty-free and conscience-approved, we don't use any ingredients tested on animals so that you can enjoy your candles totally guilt-free
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