Collection: Popular Candles
The crowd favourites. The Astrollogy Candles everyone keeps coming back for. Tried, tested, and repeatedly added to carts because apparently you all have excellent taste.
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When You're Trying To Take The Moral High Road But People Are Testing Your Inner Cunt Candle
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Someone Trying To Hurt Your Feelings But You're Dead Inside Candle
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When You Missed Morning Meditation & Now You're An Unhinged Bitch Candle
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You've Mistaken Me For Someone With A Blocked Throat Chakra Candle
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Doing Yoga To Burn Off All The Crazy Candle
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I'm In Need Of Some Grounding & A Cabin In The Middle Of Nowhere Away From Humanity Candle
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This Stage Of My Life Is Called A Mid-Life Fuck It Candle
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Camping... No WIFI. No People. No Bullshit Candle
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Happiness Is On Ten Acres With No Shitheads In Sight Candle
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Sometimes You Just Need The Happiness Fucked Back Into Your Soul Candle
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If I Was A Bird, I Know Who I Would Shit On Candle
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The Path To Inner Peace Begins With Four Words... Not My Fucking Problem Candle
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May His Teeth Fall Out When He Smiles At Other Bitches Candle
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When Life Gives You Lemons, Squeeze Them In People's Eyes Candle
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Deja Poo, The Feeling I've Heard This Shit Before Candle
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May Your Final Stage Of Healing Be Telling Everyone To Go Fuck Themselves Candle
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You're Not A Regular Cunt, You're The Deluxe Edition Candle
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Cuntstipation... An Emotional Blockage From Dealing With Too Many Cunts Candle
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Front Row Tickets To The Abysmal Shitshow That's Life
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When I Say "Have A Nice Day" Remember That The 'Fucker' Is Silent Candle
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