Collection: All Candles
The full Astrollogy Candles lineup. Old favourites, new obsessions, and everything in between. If it exists, it’s probably here.
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I Spiritually Align With The Praying Mantis Cos' I Don't Chase Men, I Lure Them In Then Emotionally Devour Them Candle
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Some Shitty People Are Like Clouds, When They Disappear It's A Beautiful Day Candle
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People Are Arseholes, Just Make Sure You're Not The Toilet Paper Candle
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Cuntstipation... An Emotional Blockage From Dealing With Too Many Cunts Candle
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May Your Final Stage Of Healing Be Telling Everyone To Go Fuck Themselves Candle
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Karmasutra... When Life Fucks You In All Sorts Of Creative Ways Candle
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Deja Poo, The Feeling I've Heard This Shit Before Candle
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I Give My Job The Same Energy It Gives Me... Absolutely Fucking None Candle
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When Life Gives You Lemons, Squeeze Them In People's Eyes Candle
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May His Teeth Fall Out When He Smiles At Other Bitches Candle
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Coffee Spelled Backwards Is Eeffoc, So I Literally Don't Give Eeffoc Until I've Had My Coffee Candle
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When You're Trying To Take The Moral High Road But People Are Testing Your Inner Cunt Candle
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You're Not A Regular Cunt, You're The Deluxe Edition Candle
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Men Are Like A Box Of Assorted Chocolates... Half Of Them Are A Weird Flavour Nobody Asked For Candle
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I Can Already Hear Monday Morning Whispering "Go Fuck Yourself" Into My Ear Candle
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I'm Stuck Between I Don't Know, I Don't Care & I Don't Give A Fuck Candle
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The Path To Inner Peace Begins With Four Words... Not My Fucking Problem Candle
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Sometimes You Just Need The Happiness Fucked Back Into Your Soul Candle
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You Have More Dick In Your Personality Than In Your Pants Candle
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Happiness Is On Ten Acres With No Shitheads In Sight Candle
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