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Adulting... Fucking Bullshit, Do Not Recommend Candle

Adulting... Fucking Bullshit, Do Not Recommend Candle

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Camping... No WIFI. No People. No Bullshit Candle

Camping... No WIFI. No People. No Bullshit Candle

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Coffee Spelled Backwards Is Eeffoc, So I Literally Don't Give Eeffoc Until I've Had My Coffee Candle

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Coffee Spelled Backwards Is Eeffoc, So I Literally Don't Give Eeffoc Until I've Had My Coffee Candle

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Dickheads Should Stop Testing My Fucking Zen Candle

Dickheads Should Stop Testing My Fucking Zen Candle

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Doing Yoga To Burn Off All The Crazy Candle

Doing Yoga To Burn Off All The Crazy Candle

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Happiness Is On Ten Acres With No Shitheads In Sight Candle

Happiness Is On Ten Acres With No Shitheads In Sight Candle

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Hear No Shit. Speak No Shit. Take No Shit Candle

Hear No Shit. Speak No Shit. Take No Shit Candle

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Hiking Mountains To Burn Off This Year's Bullshit Candle

Hiking Mountains To Burn Off This Year's Bullshit Candle

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I Can Already Hear Monday Morning Whispering "Go Fuck Yourself" Into My Ear Candle

I Can Already Hear Monday Morning Whispering "Go Fuck Yourself" Into My Ear Candle

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I Don't Make Milkshakes Cos' I Don't Want Any Boys In My Fucking Yard Candle

I Don't Make Milkshakes Cos' I Don't Want Any Boys In My Fucking Yard Candle

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I May Turn Unworthy Guys To Stone Candle

I May Turn Unworthy Guys To Stone Candle

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I Meditate, Burn Candles, Drink Green Tea & Still Want To Smack Some People Candle

I Meditate, Burn Candles, Drink Green Tea & Still Want To Smack Some People Candle

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I Want To Be There When Karma Dry Fucks Your Arse With A Cactus Candle

I Want To Be There When Karma Dry Fucks Your Arse With A Cactus Candle

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I'm In Need Of Some Grounding & A Cabin In The Middle Of Nowhere Away From Humanity Candle

I'm In Need Of Some Grounding & A Cabin In The Middle Of Nowhere Away From Humanity Candle

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I'm Not Anti-Social, I'm Anti-Bullshit Candle

I'm Not Anti-Social, I'm Anti-Bullshit Candle

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I'm Spiritually Intune But Don't Test My Inner Gangsta Candle

I'm Spiritually Intune But Don't Test My Inner Gangsta Candle

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I'm Stuck Between I Don't Know, I Don't Care & I Don't Give A Fuck Candle

I'm Stuck Between I Don't Know, I Don't Care & I Don't Give A Fuck Candle

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If I Was A Bird, I Know Who I Would Shit On Candle

If I Was A Bird, I Know Who I Would Shit On Candle

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Keep Your Head High & Your Middle Finger Higher Candle

Keep Your Head High & Your Middle Finger Higher Candle

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Meditation, Because Punching People In The Face Isn't Allowed Candle

Meditation, Because Punching People In The Face Isn't Allowed Candle

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