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10,000 Light Years Isn't Enough Space From Some People Candle
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A Blue Whale's Bumhole Can Stretch To 3 & A Half Feet Making It The Second Largest Arsehole On The Planet After Your Ex Candle
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Adulting... Fucking Bullshit, Do Not Recommend Candle
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Bitchcraft... The Art Of Pissing People Off By Telling The Truth Candle
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Camping... No WIFI. No People. No Bullshit Candle
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Coffee Spelled Backwards Is Eeffoc, So I Literally Don't Give Eeffoc Until I've Had My Coffee Candle
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Cuntstipation... An Emotional Blockage From Dealing With Too Many Cunts Candle
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Deja Poo, The Feeling I've Heard This Shit Before Candle
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Dickheads Should Stop Testing My Fucking Zen Candle
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Doing Yoga To Burn Off All The Crazy Candle
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Front Row Tickets To The Abysmal Shitshow That's Life
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Fuck The Patriarchy Because Women Don't Owe You A Single Fuck Candle
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Happiness Is On Ten Acres With No Shitheads In Sight Candle
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Hear No Shit. Speak No Shit. Take No Shit Candle
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Hiking Mountains To Burn Off This Year's Bullshit Candle
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I Can Already Hear Monday Morning Whispering "Go Fuck Yourself" Into My Ear Candle
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I Don't Make Milkshakes Cos' I Don't Want Any Boys In My Fucking Yard Candle
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I Don't Need Halloween, I Get Ghosted All Year Round Candle
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I Give My Job The Same Energy It Gives Me... Absolutely Fucking None Candle
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I May Turn Unworthy Guys To Stone Candle
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